Overheard at the Easter Dinner table...

We enjoyed a wonderful Easter Dinner at Grandma and Grandpa's house today, with all family members in attendance. It was an absolutely delicious, dignified repast, until...

Child: I'm done. I want to get down and go and play.

Mother: (wildly attempting to maintain polite atmosphere) And HOW could you rephrase that request?

Child: If I have to eat any more, I'm gonna BARF.

So much for atmosphere... Sorry, Grandma...