Back to school TOMORROW...

Mother: Okay, girlies, everybody get your backpacks and clean 'em out!! Time to get ready for school tomorrow!!

All Children In Unison: (slightly muffled because of mouth-fuls of chocolate) AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Child Number Two: Hey, Mum, what day is it today?

Mother: Today is Monday. Tomorrow will be Tuesday.

Child Number Two: I don't think I hafta go back TOMORROW. I'm pretty sure my teacher said not to come back till... till about THURSDAY.

Mother: Well, SHE may not want you back till Thursday, but you're going back TOMORROW. Now go and get your backpack!!