It's Allergy Season Again!!!

This morning before setting off to school, I was frantically trying to catch up on emails and downing my second cup of coffee when Child Number Two appeared at my elbow.

Child Number Two: (snuffling) Bubby, by eyes are all itchy, and by nozzles are stuffed up. Can I hab by bedicine?

Mother: Your NOSTRILS are stuffed up, not nozzles. We are not a garden hose. Come on, I'll get you some Claritin...