I had just finished the "prep" work for our main dish this evening, and had a few minutes to wait while the meal cooked. So, I did the washing up, tidied the countertop, set the table... and took out the rawther whiffy garbage.
As I was coming back inside through the mud room door, I overheard:
Child Number Three: (holding her nose) EEEEEWWWWW!! Sumfin' STINKS!!
Child Number Two: (mournfully) I know... I hope it's not dinner....