Domestic Goddess Words of Wisdom...
“As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.”
“My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.”
“The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.”
“Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.”
“I know how to do anything! I’m a mom!”
(About a woman who stabbed her husband 37 times) "I admire her restraint."
“There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.”
“My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.”
“The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.”
“Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.”
“I know how to do anything! I’m a mom!”
(About a woman who stabbed her husband 37 times) "I admire her restraint."
“There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.”
-- Roseanne Barr
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