December 19

We Three Kings

performed by The Canadian Brass

...and, because an instrumental version is the only way 
I can endure this piece, I also offer alternate lyrics.  

You're welcome.

We Three Cats

by Laurie Loughlin

We three cats of Orient are

Terrified to get in the car.

Why go out for celebrating?

We'll stay right where we are.  Ooooohhhh--

Chorus:

Home is heaven.  Home is good.

Home is where we get our food.

Why go out for Christmas parties?

Frankly we're not in the mood.

We're not happy with a trip yet.

Seems they always end at the vet.

These excursions are diversions

We'd just as soon forget.  Ooooohhhh--

(Repeat Chorus)

We three cats are Siamese,

Himalayan, and Tonkinese.

Bring us gifts of meat with gravy

And mild kinds of cheese.  Ooooohhhh--

(Repeat Chorus)

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...