Everyone knows it's WINDY.

Hurricane Sandy...  heading our way...

Wise advice for today from comedian Ron White:

"There was a guy down in Florida who said that, at the age of 53 years old, he was in good enough physical condition to withstand the wind, rain and hail of a force-3 hurricane.  

Now, let me explain something to you:  

It isn't THAT the wind is blowing...  

It's WHAT the wind is blowing.

If you get hit by a Volvo...

 it doesn't matter how many sit-ups you did that morning."